Twosday

Today I am going to share 2 things that I can't do alone that I wish I could (Although I would rather have my kids than be able to do these things)

1. Pee. I have not been able to use the bathroom without someone barging in, picking the lock, sticking fingers under the door or tattling through the door. This drives me nuts sometimes. Nothing like trying to pee while you hear "Mommy, can I have an ice pop?" Really? You couldn't wait the minute it takes me to pee and wash my hands? You also really think I am going to give you an ice pop if you won't allow me to pee alone?

2. Have a phone conversation. Children seem to have some built in sensor that activates "annoying mode" once the phone starts to ring. Suddenly they need to fight each other, beg for snacks, try to sneak outside, fall and hurt themselves, etc. It's almost comedic. Part of me is plotting until Krystal starts needing to talk on the phone to her friends and I will do to her as she has done to me. I am looking forward to this almost TOO much.

Those are my Twosday ramblings. Brought to you by:

Sick Baby and lack of sleep